Boy-isms

While driving home the other night we were treated to a new Boy-ism...the words to "Home on the Range"

"Where seldom is heard an encouraging word... wait, what does seldom mean?...Oh, I guess discouraging then, right?"

We add this to other gems...like  

"Why are there eggs in my egg salad sandwich?"  
"Is there such a thing as a popsicle maker?'
"Can we un-fix the dog so she can have puppies?"  (oh, no, no,no..)
In response to "Where did you come from?"  (when he popped up from behind the couch)  "God made me!"
In response to 'bats are bugs, right?' (see Calvin and Hobbs)..."Bats are mammals, Dad, they don't lay eggs or have fur like birds"