The Girl's birthday parade and the 4-H fair

I was a proud 4-H member for almost 10 years.  I spend many 4-H fair weeks in the hog barn with friend, working at the Rotary shake booth, the band booster's booth, at various fair events.  A couple of years ago we ended up at Lil Sis's house the week before the fair and at the fairgrounds helping clean out the barns.  At one point Lil Sis had to step away and I ended up with all 6 kids in the dinner line.  She was almost as surprised as me when she reappeared and I had all the kids sitting down at a table with plates and drinks...they are well behaved kids.

Since we've lived in our new house, the kids and I have enjoyed going to the fair once or twice during the week of the fair to see the animals and the 4-H projects.  One of The Girl's friends raises cattle, so the last couple years have included some wandering in and out of livestock barns following his trail (as described by his mom, dad, or brother) so she can say "hi".

The other thing that is great about pretending we living in a small town is the 4-H Fair Parade.  (We're not the only ones pretending, despite our population being almost 50,000 we still have lots of "small town" events--like the 4-H parade, Star-lighting, outdoor downtown skating rink, etc...).  Since the fair is always held the first full week of August and the parade is held on the Saturday of the week, there is a good chance that the parade will fall on The Girl's birthday.

 Here we are in 2011, waving to our favorite float

 And last year, waiting for our favorite float...

This year Mr. Ranch came with us, since his triathlon season is over he doesn't have Saturday morning practices any more.  We got up bright and early and headed downtown...

 Mr. Ranch's first comment of the morning was, "oh, hey, there's the undercover police car that pulled me over for speeding".

 And his second was, "we have to stop coming to the parade...every time I see that vehicle it worries me--why does the County need an armored humvee with a gun turret on top?"

 The Fair royalty weren't as impressive to the 12 year old Girl as they were to the 6 year old girl...

 But the boy did enjoy the "Army truck"...even though it was a plumbing company.  The folks walking along side it were dressed up as water heaters, toilets, air conditioners, and sinks.

 This bus always cracks us up...Figured out that 2005 was 8 years ago...so the young men riding on the roof, claiming the 2005 State Champ label, were between 1st and 4th grade when it was won. Mr. Ranch says, "Makes you feel like you're in the heart of West Texas, doesn't it?"

 Here is the local state park's float...we wondered if it was a display usually in their interpretive center?

And here's a guy with a snake, just walking along as part of the parade.  What did you do in the parade?  I walked 3 miles asking people if they'd like to pet this snake.

 Our version of the Macy's balloons

 I didn't take pictures of all the large groups of horses--there were probably 30 just riding with/for a man running for sheriff, but as you can see from the mid-parade clean up, there were quite a few horses.

 You can see on his face what the boy thinks of the mid-parade horse clean up...

 The rec center has a pick up with a bubble machine...very interesting.

 The Boy decided to rest..the chances of this early snow plow throwing candy were low.

 The Girl wasn't as excited about candy this year, but she really wanted a beach ball.  Don't ask...my answer to everything is "she's a 7th grader".  See her following the lady with the balls after successfully talking her into one?

 And The Boy got one also...his is smaller, one the ladies on horseback yelled down, "that is the smallest beach ball I've ever seen".  Um, ok.

 Mr Ranch "stole" some of the kids' candy...here he is eating a lemon warhead, or whatever those are called.

 So I think that this group needs to work a bit on their slogan . It seems not so bad in theory, but in execution was kind of weird.  They were all dressed in poor imitations of "farm clothes" and were holding signs and chanting "no farms!"...then would say something like "no food!".  We're pretty sure their point was that without farms we wouldn't have food...but it didn't really flow as ideally as one would hope.

 This is just funny.

 And so is this...a zebra horse...he, he!

 And in one of the most anticlimactic endings to a parade ever, we realized it was over when this large street sweeper came cruising by..making a big wet, horsey mess.

 After lunch we headed over to the fairgrounds...I didn't get a very good picture of it, but this shows the "Swine Barn" and a sign stating "no strollers".  After previous years of having my ankles rammed by strollers in the barns, I agree.

 These pigs are hilarious...one of them shows recent signs of a pig rumble, but here they all are, all cuddled up together in their pen...awww...or ewww...whatever.

 Typical poses...

 Project by one of The Girl's friends...she was impressed.

 The only "ride" The Girl went on...

Look at this monster...it is a "family size funnel cake" Mmmmm...