More Boy-isms

"It's funny how they don't all wear shirts" (referring to sumo wrestlers).  Yeah, kid...their lack of SHIRTS is what I see as "funny".

Me:  "Are you chewing gum while eating pie?"  The Boy:  "NO!  I'm eating pie while chewing gum!" (cue hysterical laughter)

Me: "Go brush your teeth".  The Boy "No, I'm chewing gum".  Me: "What?"  The Boy:  "The gum wrapper says it fights cavities so I'm not going to brush ever again, I'm just going to chew gum."  Me: "Go brush your teeth."