Boy-isms or "Maybe you had to be there"

Both of these actually involve the Girl...it is like an equal access "ism" post.

The Girl, to The Boy, as I feed a bird tortilla scraps at Qdoba:  "What are you afraid that bird is going to peck you?"
The Boy:  "What?!! That bird is going to pet me?"
Me:  "Sigh"

Somehow the word, "albino" comes up in conversation.  None of us can remember why..
The Boy: "Doesn't albino mean Canadian?"
The Girl: "No, it means bathroom in Spanish"
Me:  "What?"
IM:  "No, that's El Bano...and I don't even speak Spanish"